Flying in a Conchord rocks...

Hot Sexy Madoka has leading me to a crazy new thing that will now be part of Voska life !! (thank you Madoka!!! you rocking world!)

Its called Flight of Conchords....Thomas has fallen in love with them, so its got to be good!

Check this out...stop studying so much....

Voska Dour Camera Man

Please seeing Voska Dour performing camera work at law school Guile Debate.

Voska friend, Thomas and Ryan, is perform very well..its nice. Voska hold camera also very well...very firm...I like it.

Go see on Thomas site

Chinaman's Site

The Danes Have It

Voska emerge from pre-exam and essay hell hole to show you how life really should be: Needing gratuitous nudity!

If have gratuitous nudity, life not so much hell hole be...So I thinking we need to implement Denmark system in Vancouver!

Agreement is?
Movie Linking

People who look like me

Apparently, Voska is combination of Aston Kutcher, Ava Gardner and Regis Philben....scary.

I not make up...look:

My Country Polska

After my national poem below, many people asking me about my country, Polska.

I do not have much time to explain history of the Polska, but I show you something about its political system.

We having prime minister and president, because we cannot deciding which is better.

Here they are:



No, you not confusing. They are two different people who both look like hobbit. They are twin hobbits. One is name Lech, one is name Jaroslaw. I don't know which one is which. No one in Polska know. We know they hobbitses. So they may carry ring of power....special mission.

You understanding now, my precious?

I am proud of my home glorious country, Polska.

Sorry be, sorry so be...

Voska must apologizing to all people.

He always wanting post new info, but stupid stupid other things now happening, ending of the school term, so must do stupid writings.

Believing me, if Voska no how many stupid writings, he updating many time.

To make you forgiving Voska he write you poetry of his homeland, Polska:

I growing on farm the potato,
because from it I making lots Vodka.
Not so good for my health, yes I know,
but Vodka I must drinking or name not be Voska.

I liking to look at some lady,
if she pretty I ask to drinking some shots.
After 10 or 20, I looking at her and say "oh baby"
you lots of the sex appealing have gotz!

That is be national Polska poem. We sometimes say when raise flag. You learn, put your name in place of Voska, and say.....fun time be.

Ping Pong Mania

Long time no post.

Voska realize tomorrow is November. Meaning soon two essays, presentation and exams. Work done towards above - nothing is.

Yay for this. Voska want to fall asleep and wake up 5am on Saturday December 16th to catch flight to home..

Here is shot of Voska Dour in his full ping pong cyberpunk glory. Afraid Be, Very Afraid Be.

Wow - demand for Voska stuff

Since put up artist rendition of Voska in Japan, mailbox and voicemail be filling with people want getting Voska T-shirt.

Voska so happy.

Here is real t-shirt. Please making order. You buy bulk, I give special price.

If you girl, this t-shirt make u look extra sexy. Many guy liking.

If you guy, this t-shirt make you look like Voska Dour. Many girl running to you, no know why...you catch, and do what like...

Is ok.

Enjoying

Want him back - Artist Representation.

Following last post, many people asking Voska how it looking when he go back Japan.

So he ask his talented friend, Vinny Vangouski to put togehter sketch of how looking when Voska in Japan. I think this capturing essence of Voska life in Japan.

Please be looking:

They wanting me back.

Maybe you not knowing, but Voska was living in Japan for 2 year. Was some of best time of his life...many drinking, good friends, crazy times, cute girls.

He was like god. Wait Voska is god. ok, he was like super god.

So when he leaving, many Japanese cry, and beg Voska not to leave. They cannot live without Voska.

But Voska idiot was. He went studying law. Stupid.

But Japanese never forget. They keep his throne ready for his return:


Now you cannot be seeing what written on sign in front of Voska throne, so Voska using his godly powers and zooming in to show you. This is actual wording on sign in front of Voska throne:


So yes, Voska be god here, but in rising sun land, he super god. Super Freak too.

Carry on be.

Video that blew mind

Voska should been read Law, but found this video. It blew mind. 4 Minutes of life that have gone poof. Please watch. You no needing that 4 minutes of your life anyway...Give them to Voska and crazy video.



Also for Voska Contest.

I think best entries were from Eric, Thomas and Gloria and Patrycja. So Wieners:

So Men's category winner: Thomas
Women's cateogory winner: Gloria.

Both can be meeting with Voska some time to do shoting of Zubrowka Vodka. Maybe all together? Happy day be....Vodka make all happy day.

DJ TAK TAK TAK

DJ Tak Tak Tak

Voska is also be knowing as DJ Tak Tak Tak, crazy gangsta rappa from the Wroclaw Polska.

When Voska needing the motivating, he listening to Liroy...Liroy be masta polska Rappa.


Liroy

Why?

He Starting this rap with "TAK"!!!!
Then
He Saying Sayonara!!!..
Voska Dour almost blowing load when hear this...Come on this be retarded!! How can Liroy know Voska so well....

Oh God My.

Please Listen to Liroy.. I posting other Liroy crazy song soon. He be hero mine.

To Juz Jest Koniec

Announcing First Ever Voska Contest

Voska be sitting in law library, reading something about Securities Regulations and other satanic writings, when coming across interesting picture.

Voska thought to self, must show this picture to world. But that anyone can be doing that!

So Voska decide to make contest. So you looking this picture, and then in comment writing caption for picture be. For example "Mmmm this beer is good, and its so big!" Only example...not funny be.

I choosing best one. Winner have free shot of Polish Vodka Zubrowka with Voska Dour.

Ok...

looking

thinking

writing:

Be Voska national Anthem!

MUSIC - it moving soul. it bringing tear. it giving meaning to the life.

So this song, not be so well known, because no play on radio. Why? Because say a few things that young people maybe be corrupting by. But is ok. Voska already corrupted, and you be here, so you already corrupted too.

So listening to this song! This be one of the Voska favourite. Yes Voska be bad-assing Polish gangsta. Popping caps in asses he be! What for? Because some punk being rerouting ho's not in Voska's direction!!!

Listen. If it bring tear to eye, is ok, Voska no thinking less of you. Meaning you have spirit!


Put it on Me!

Can I be this robot????

Voska want to be this robot...this robot is happy robot.

Voska wanting be happy like this robot

Santa through Voska looking glass

What be happen when Santa grows a few feet and loses several hundred pounds and then visits Japan?

This Happen. Hmmm that Santa is handsome devil...many girls (of age only) want sitting on his lap!!!! But first he needing longer pants...these ones too short be.

yay

Voska think not all dream can come true

Voska sitting was in his usual thinking clothes, when it struck him...not all dream can come true.

Hmmm...maybe this will inspire you.

Maybe seeing Voska thinking clothes inspire you too. I showing.

You no ask what for I wearing. Just inspired be!

Life Realization

Realization coming to Voska.

He no want be reading anymore thing about law case for school.

He want becoming Mac Daddy Drug Lord on tropical island. Where can be sign up for that??? Must popping cap in ass someone? Is ok!

Voska one vs world. Must beat down world, then become Mac Daddy Drug Lord...hmmm maybe too much stressing...ok, just enough to become Mac Daddy.

My God - Voska finding ad perfection

Voska reading was law readings for school, when came across perfect TV ad on youtube.

This ad is Voska's all loves in one!!!

Can Voska get a whoopski whoopski?

You watching!!!!!!!

Why?

Has: Mitsubishi Eclipse, Taiko, and Japanese Girl?!?

This ad winning Oscar...all OscarS!!!!!!

Voska noticing excessive use of exclamation mark...now stopping...showing video:

Voska Dour Present: Voska Shots

Ok. So I be looking over pictures of Voska past. He be changing style few times. Now want to offer to you, reading people, look into Voska past looks.

Maybe you voting: Which Voska look tastiest?!

Hmmm.

Me think this good idea be. What for I not do this earlier??

So.

Presenting Picture A:


Presenting Picture B:


Presenting Picture C:


Presenting Picture D:


Presenting Picture E:


Now VOTE!....or F for: Voska u look hot all picture, all time... ;)

Or if you bad person be, vote G: Voska u make me want to cut eyeball with glass!!

Voska wanting leave

Voska be sick of studying, school etc.

He want no more go.

He want escaping. To place where grass look greener. He want cake, eating cake, and then a beer. Why for must he keep doing?

Why for can he not go away? To faraway lands. Oh tell...why for?

Morning better with dancing girl

When Voska living in Japan, he come across all girl goodness calling "Morning Musume".

They around long time be, but always update new girl, because in Japan people be knowing that NEW FACE is good idea.

So I bring to you, reading people, a clip of what is goodness Morning Musume. Can be watching with no volume...maybe better...Morning Musume not all that known be for singing good.....

Here watch be:

Boring on Rainy Sunday: Part 2

After the singing (see below) be finish, Voska have much vodka in belly.

He need lay down. But even then the vodka not take his singing spirit. Voska be tired and head hurt little, since be drinking have Bitter Stomach Vodka heself, but still try to sing song, some song, any song.

Be sad this. But still funny:



Make better that be filmed by cute Japanese girl...that make anything better...

Boring on Rainy Sunday

So is rainy Sunday.

You think to self be: "What I be doing?"

Can do many thing be.

1) Making Pierogi
2) Playing scandalous toy with
3) Drinking Vodka and be sing song free style steez

Sunday last, was rain. We choose #3 option.

We drank 2 type of vodka:


Zubrowka
AND


Gorzka Zoladkowa

This is what happening after, when we feel needing for coming together:

Prefer naked girl, but naked men having festival

In town of Okayama, where Voska Dour live for 2 years, every year is Hadaka Matsuri. We liking English name better: Naked Man Festival.

Festival rule simple: Many men wearing only cotten diaper, go into winter night, go into temple and try catch stick that temple priest be throwing. If catching, have good luck. Must be very good luck, because this crazy be. Voska Dour see once. Nightmares for many days.

Now you see:


This be nice orderly starting....but then things getting out of hand....


Then crazy wave action starting...and boom....



Voska remember fondly...better than hit!!

Dour do Taiko

Voska Dour is be going to study Taiko Drums.

He want make beautiful music, no just with young lady.

Voska Dour want as cool as Japanese guys in video. They cool be. Voska wanting. Not them. Voska not play for that team. Voska wanting their Steez (Steez: Styles - Voska Speak).

Watch them. Voska become this cool soon.

Voska Dour know why love Japan...because of Jesus.

Voska Dour always question irrational love of little island country of Japan. Women good be, food good be, culture awesome be...but seemed not 100% explain irrational draw Voska feel to Japan.

Now Voska understand love for Nihon.

It because of Jesus.

Jesus be in Japan. He calling Voska.

Voska not lie. BBC tell me. They smart. I believe

BCC TELLING LINK

Picture Requesting Is

Voska Dour mail box flooding is with asking for picture of Voska Dour in native Polish homeland wearing Santa Claus hat.

Voska Dour be nice guy, so he make request magic:

















You can be make request for Voska Dour pictures. No be requesting naked picture of Voska Dour. You do, I hit. Voska Dour only do private live performance in b-day dress.

My name be, my name be, my name be Voska Dour

People be asking me questions. Now when people be asking questions, I be hit them. I no like question. I like vodka.

But one question asking many times be to me. My hand hurting from hitting, so I thinking I answer on blogyspot. Save hand hitting.

Question be: What is voska dour.

Answer be: When Voska Dour be last time with Wong Diamon and Mah Yon Tzan in Anacordas, he be drinking 6-7 vodka sours. Voska Dour then be ordering next round. Tongue was feeling very happy, as was Voska Dour. So brain thought need more vodka sour. Brain be sent signal to tongue to speaking be. Mouth open and say to cute (or maybe became cute after many drinking) waitress: Please give Voska Dour!

That was name. I adapt. Now full name be: Adam Badam Voska Dour Vankay.

U choose can which name speaking.

Now, no ask stupid same question. If do, I hit.

I be come back from Polska

For first blog entry, I think be appropriate that start with visit to home of Pierogi.
(NOTE: though Wikipedia be policitcally correct, and not say full that Poland is home of Pieogi, among we, can be agreeing that pierogi is be coming from Poland and say that is that. Tak Tak Tak)

I be borning in Poland 28 years ago (god Voska Dour be getting old Mofo). Coming to Canada to escape the war state situation....tank in street bad, maple syrup good. Since, been back some times, but last time 14 years ago. Was stupid mofo back then....hmmm still be??

In Poland, many thing be changing, many thing be staying the same. Some good change, some bad change, some good same, some bad same. Story of life? Voska Dour need 30 more years to say sure.

One thing Voska Dour can say sure is Polska girl is good looking. Surprise. Before only have eye for Asian girl. Now have two eyes...hmmm, one eye Asian, one eye Polish. Voska dour look like screwed up Mofo.

ok. Talking give Voska Dour ache in head. Now show pictures. Look.

Look what is?! Oh is giant Pierogi! Tasty.....

no, is not illegitimate daughter...Voska Dour is safe lover....is daughter of 2nd cousin...I no know what to call. I be favourite uncle (maybe).

when Voska Dour be swimming in Voska, people around him act silly too...this be other 2nd cousin....too far removed to kiss? maybe... voska dour need checking.

one cool Polish Mofo.....yeah u are be stepping....

ok, now here, I can be not saying anything to give effect to picture. picture be speaking for self. not be know what saying....need to have voska.

Look for more pictures coming....