Voska Dour Present: Voska Shots

Ok. So I be looking over pictures of Voska past. He be changing style few times. Now want to offer to you, reading people, look into Voska past looks.

Maybe you voting: Which Voska look tastiest?!

Hmmm.

Me think this good idea be. What for I not do this earlier??

So.

Presenting Picture A:


Presenting Picture B:


Presenting Picture C:


Presenting Picture D:


Presenting Picture E:


Now VOTE!....or F for: Voska u look hot all picture, all time... ;)

Or if you bad person be, vote G: Voska u make me want to cut eyeball with glass!!

Voska wanting leave

Voska be sick of studying, school etc.

He want no more go.

He want escaping. To place where grass look greener. He want cake, eating cake, and then a beer. Why for must he keep doing?

Why for can he not go away? To faraway lands. Oh tell...why for?

Morning better with dancing girl

When Voska living in Japan, he come across all girl goodness calling "Morning Musume".

They around long time be, but always update new girl, because in Japan people be knowing that NEW FACE is good idea.

So I bring to you, reading people, a clip of what is goodness Morning Musume. Can be watching with no volume...maybe better...Morning Musume not all that known be for singing good.....

Here watch be:

Boring on Rainy Sunday: Part 2

After the singing (see below) be finish, Voska have much vodka in belly.

He need lay down. But even then the vodka not take his singing spirit. Voska be tired and head hurt little, since be drinking have Bitter Stomach Vodka heself, but still try to sing song, some song, any song.

Be sad this. But still funny:



Make better that be filmed by cute Japanese girl...that make anything better...

Boring on Rainy Sunday

So is rainy Sunday.

You think to self be: "What I be doing?"

Can do many thing be.

1) Making Pierogi
2) Playing scandalous toy with
3) Drinking Vodka and be sing song free style steez

Sunday last, was rain. We choose #3 option.

We drank 2 type of vodka:


Zubrowka
AND


Gorzka Zoladkowa

This is what happening after, when we feel needing for coming together:

Prefer naked girl, but naked men having festival

In town of Okayama, where Voska Dour live for 2 years, every year is Hadaka Matsuri. We liking English name better: Naked Man Festival.

Festival rule simple: Many men wearing only cotten diaper, go into winter night, go into temple and try catch stick that temple priest be throwing. If catching, have good luck. Must be very good luck, because this crazy be. Voska Dour see once. Nightmares for many days.

Now you see:


This be nice orderly starting....but then things getting out of hand....


Then crazy wave action starting...and boom....



Voska remember fondly...better than hit!!

Dour do Taiko

Voska Dour is be going to study Taiko Drums.

He want make beautiful music, no just with young lady.

Voska Dour want as cool as Japanese guys in video. They cool be. Voska wanting. Not them. Voska not play for that team. Voska wanting their Steez (Steez: Styles - Voska Speak).

Watch them. Voska become this cool soon.

Voska Dour know why love Japan...because of Jesus.

Voska Dour always question irrational love of little island country of Japan. Women good be, food good be, culture awesome be...but seemed not 100% explain irrational draw Voska feel to Japan.

Now Voska understand love for Nihon.

It because of Jesus.

Jesus be in Japan. He calling Voska.

Voska not lie. BBC tell me. They smart. I believe

BCC TELLING LINK

Picture Requesting Is

Voska Dour mail box flooding is with asking for picture of Voska Dour in native Polish homeland wearing Santa Claus hat.

Voska Dour be nice guy, so he make request magic:

















You can be make request for Voska Dour pictures. No be requesting naked picture of Voska Dour. You do, I hit. Voska Dour only do private live performance in b-day dress.

My name be, my name be, my name be Voska Dour

People be asking me questions. Now when people be asking questions, I be hit them. I no like question. I like vodka.

But one question asking many times be to me. My hand hurting from hitting, so I thinking I answer on blogyspot. Save hand hitting.

Question be: What is voska dour.

Answer be: When Voska Dour be last time with Wong Diamon and Mah Yon Tzan in Anacordas, he be drinking 6-7 vodka sours. Voska Dour then be ordering next round. Tongue was feeling very happy, as was Voska Dour. So brain thought need more vodka sour. Brain be sent signal to tongue to speaking be. Mouth open and say to cute (or maybe became cute after many drinking) waitress: Please give Voska Dour!

That was name. I adapt. Now full name be: Adam Badam Voska Dour Vankay.

U choose can which name speaking.

Now, no ask stupid same question. If do, I hit.

I be come back from Polska

For first blog entry, I think be appropriate that start with visit to home of Pierogi.
(NOTE: though Wikipedia be policitcally correct, and not say full that Poland is home of Pieogi, among we, can be agreeing that pierogi is be coming from Poland and say that is that. Tak Tak Tak)

I be borning in Poland 28 years ago (god Voska Dour be getting old Mofo). Coming to Canada to escape the war state situation....tank in street bad, maple syrup good. Since, been back some times, but last time 14 years ago. Was stupid mofo back then....hmmm still be??

In Poland, many thing be changing, many thing be staying the same. Some good change, some bad change, some good same, some bad same. Story of life? Voska Dour need 30 more years to say sure.

One thing Voska Dour can say sure is Polska girl is good looking. Surprise. Before only have eye for Asian girl. Now have two eyes...hmmm, one eye Asian, one eye Polish. Voska dour look like screwed up Mofo.

ok. Talking give Voska Dour ache in head. Now show pictures. Look.

Look what is?! Oh is giant Pierogi! Tasty.....

no, is not illegitimate daughter...Voska Dour is safe lover....is daughter of 2nd cousin...I no know what to call. I be favourite uncle (maybe).

when Voska Dour be swimming in Voska, people around him act silly too...this be other 2nd cousin....too far removed to kiss? maybe... voska dour need checking.

one cool Polish Mofo.....yeah u are be stepping....

ok, now here, I can be not saying anything to give effect to picture. picture be speaking for self. not be know what saying....need to have voska.

Look for more pictures coming....