Ping Pong Mania

Long time no post.

Voska realize tomorrow is November. Meaning soon two essays, presentation and exams. Work done towards above - nothing is.

Yay for this. Voska want to fall asleep and wake up 5am on Saturday December 16th to catch flight to home..

Here is shot of Voska Dour in his full ping pong cyberpunk glory. Afraid Be, Very Afraid Be.

Wow - demand for Voska stuff

Since put up artist rendition of Voska in Japan, mailbox and voicemail be filling with people want getting Voska T-shirt.

Voska so happy.

Here is real t-shirt. Please making order. You buy bulk, I give special price.

If you girl, this t-shirt make u look extra sexy. Many guy liking.

If you guy, this t-shirt make you look like Voska Dour. Many girl running to you, no know why...you catch, and do what like...

Is ok.

Enjoying

Want him back - Artist Representation.

Following last post, many people asking Voska how it looking when he go back Japan.

So he ask his talented friend, Vinny Vangouski to put togehter sketch of how looking when Voska in Japan. I think this capturing essence of Voska life in Japan.

Please be looking:

They wanting me back.

Maybe you not knowing, but Voska was living in Japan for 2 year. Was some of best time of his life...many drinking, good friends, crazy times, cute girls.

He was like god. Wait Voska is god. ok, he was like super god.

So when he leaving, many Japanese cry, and beg Voska not to leave. They cannot live without Voska.

But Voska idiot was. He went studying law. Stupid.

But Japanese never forget. They keep his throne ready for his return:


Now you cannot be seeing what written on sign in front of Voska throne, so Voska using his godly powers and zooming in to show you. This is actual wording on sign in front of Voska throne:


So yes, Voska be god here, but in rising sun land, he super god. Super Freak too.

Carry on be.

Video that blew mind

Voska should been read Law, but found this video. It blew mind. 4 Minutes of life that have gone poof. Please watch. You no needing that 4 minutes of your life anyway...Give them to Voska and crazy video.



Also for Voska Contest.

I think best entries were from Eric, Thomas and Gloria and Patrycja. So Wieners:

So Men's category winner: Thomas
Women's cateogory winner: Gloria.

Both can be meeting with Voska some time to do shoting of Zubrowka Vodka. Maybe all together? Happy day be....Vodka make all happy day.

DJ TAK TAK TAK

DJ Tak Tak Tak

Voska is also be knowing as DJ Tak Tak Tak, crazy gangsta rappa from the Wroclaw Polska.

When Voska needing the motivating, he listening to Liroy...Liroy be masta polska Rappa.


Liroy

Why?

He Starting this rap with "TAK"!!!!
Then
He Saying Sayonara!!!..
Voska Dour almost blowing load when hear this...Come on this be retarded!! How can Liroy know Voska so well....

Oh God My.

Please Listen to Liroy.. I posting other Liroy crazy song soon. He be hero mine.

To Juz Jest Koniec

Announcing First Ever Voska Contest

Voska be sitting in law library, reading something about Securities Regulations and other satanic writings, when coming across interesting picture.

Voska thought to self, must show this picture to world. But that anyone can be doing that!

So Voska decide to make contest. So you looking this picture, and then in comment writing caption for picture be. For example "Mmmm this beer is good, and its so big!" Only example...not funny be.

I choosing best one. Winner have free shot of Polish Vodka Zubrowka with Voska Dour.

Ok...

looking

thinking

writing:

Be Voska national Anthem!

MUSIC - it moving soul. it bringing tear. it giving meaning to the life.

So this song, not be so well known, because no play on radio. Why? Because say a few things that young people maybe be corrupting by. But is ok. Voska already corrupted, and you be here, so you already corrupted too.

So listening to this song! This be one of the Voska favourite. Yes Voska be bad-assing Polish gangsta. Popping caps in asses he be! What for? Because some punk being rerouting ho's not in Voska's direction!!!

Listen. If it bring tear to eye, is ok, Voska no thinking less of you. Meaning you have spirit!


Put it on Me!

Can I be this robot????

Voska want to be this robot...this robot is happy robot.

Voska wanting be happy like this robot

Santa through Voska looking glass

What be happen when Santa grows a few feet and loses several hundred pounds and then visits Japan?

This Happen. Hmmm that Santa is handsome devil...many girls (of age only) want sitting on his lap!!!! But first he needing longer pants...these ones too short be.

yay

Voska think not all dream can come true

Voska sitting was in his usual thinking clothes, when it struck him...not all dream can come true.

Hmmm...maybe this will inspire you.

Maybe seeing Voska thinking clothes inspire you too. I showing.

You no ask what for I wearing. Just inspired be!

Life Realization

Realization coming to Voska.

He no want be reading anymore thing about law case for school.

He want becoming Mac Daddy Drug Lord on tropical island. Where can be sign up for that??? Must popping cap in ass someone? Is ok!

Voska one vs world. Must beat down world, then become Mac Daddy Drug Lord...hmmm maybe too much stressing...ok, just enough to become Mac Daddy.

My God - Voska finding ad perfection

Voska reading was law readings for school, when came across perfect TV ad on youtube.

This ad is Voska's all loves in one!!!

Can Voska get a whoopski whoopski?

You watching!!!!!!!

Why?

Has: Mitsubishi Eclipse, Taiko, and Japanese Girl?!?

This ad winning Oscar...all OscarS!!!!!!

Voska noticing excessive use of exclamation mark...now stopping...showing video: